No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.