No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.