No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.