Be Able To Identify The Most Common

Profit Is What We Have Left After We Make A Donation To A Worthwhile Cause.

Make A Habit Of Canceling Every Subscription To Anything You Don't Have Time To Read

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Know How To Drive Safely When It's Raining Or When It's Snowing. The Two Conditions Are Different.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.