Be Able To Suffer Wearing A Necktie

[when Asked If The Voice Is An Instrument:] Yes, Of Course. Some Are Violins, Some Are Fountain Pens And Some Are Stethoscopes. And Others Are Just Washboards.

Know How To Travel From Your Town To A Nearby Town Without A Car, Either By Bus Or By Rail.

Be Able To Recognize Many Of The Major Constellations And Know The Stories Behind Them

Know The Names Of Past And Current Artists Who Are Most Famous For Playing Their Instruments.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.