Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's Like Rain - Once It Starts, It's Hard To Stop.

Without Love Our Life Is ... A Ship Without A Rudder ... Like A Body Without A Soul.

Ah, How Many Luxuries Has The Good God Prepared For His Jewish Children.