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About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.