Every Problem Solved Is A Problem Made.

I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This Lost, Even In Wales.

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.