At 57, To Have A No. 1

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

It's Important To Have As Much Fun As Possible While We're Here. It Balances Out The Times When The Minefield Of Life Explodes.

Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.