You Better Lava Me Now Or Lava

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.

Drive-in, You Guzzle Gin, Commit A Little Mortal Sin.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.