Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

Older And Wiser Voices Can Help You Find The Right Path, If You Are Only Willing To Listen.

Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't Have To Go To Rehab, And I'm Not Broke.