Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

Back To My Childhood Where Those Monsters Reside. They Snack On Innocence And Dine On Self Esteem.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

I've Done A Bit Of Smuggling, I've Run My Share Of Grass. I Made Enough Money To Buy Miami, But I Piss It Away So Fast.