Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

'sort Of' Is Such A Harmless Thing To Say... Sort Of. It's Just A Filler. Sort Of... It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. But After Certain Things, Sort Of Means Everything. Like... After "i Love You"... Or "you're Going To Live."

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.