Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest

It Seems That Two Of The Most Basic Forms Of Comedy Are Jokes And Stories. And, Of Course, They Are Not Mutually Exclusive.

I Want To Get The Joke To Work Without Having To Put Any Words Or To Say Anything. I Just Want The Person To Look At It, And Quietly In Their Brain, They Can Just Put It Together And Say, "cool, That One Works".

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.