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There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.