A Sports Bar Is A Way To

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

I Got Myself A Really Nice Nib Pen, With Like 15 Kinds Of India Ink, And Tons Of Different Nibs; I Think I Was Just Procrastinating, Like, Once I Have The Right Nib, The Book Is Just Going To Jump Right Out Of My Fingertips... But Then It Just Ended Up Looking Like The Shitty Drawings That I Usually Do.

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.