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Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable And Broccoli. See What I Mean?

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I've Learned Something On The Road, Traveling Around: State Shapes. The Easier It Is To Draw The Shape Of The State, The Harder It Is To Live In That State. So, If You Live In A Regular Polygon, Get The Hell Outta There. You Gotta Move To A Squiggly Area. Culture's Attracted To Squiggles.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.