As They Say Around The Texas Legislature,

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.

Age Has Given Me What I Was Looking For My Entire Life - It Gave Me Me. It Provided Me The Time And Experience And Failures And Triumphs And Friends Who Helped Me Step Into The Shape That Had Been Waiting For Me All My Life.

We Often Seem To Be Swimming Through Such A Miasma Of Sexual Violence - In Advertising, Television Programming, Heavy Metal, Rap, Films, And Worst Of All, In The Home - That Even First Amendment Absolutists Sometimes Daydream About How Nice It Would Be To Have Government-as-nanny Just Outlaw All This Effluent.

I Believe That Ignorance Is The Root Of All Evil. And That No One Knows The Truth.

It's Hard To Convince People That You're Killing Them For Their Own Good.