You Can't Ignore Politics, No Matter How

The Pyramids Were Built For Pharaohs On The Happy Theory That They Could Take Their Stuff With Them. Versailles Was Built For Kings On The Theory That They Should Live Surrounded By The Finest Stuff. The Mall Of America Is Built On The Premise That We Should All Be Able To Afford This Stuff. It May Be A Shallow Culture, But It's By-god Democratic. Sneer If You Dare; This Is Something New In World History.

Texas Liberals Are The Camels Of Good News. We Can Cross Entire Deserts Between Oases.

Democracy Requires A Certain Relish For Confusion

I Dearly Love The State Of Texas, But I Consider That A Harmless Perversion On My Part, And Discuss It Only With Consenting Adults.

I Prefer Someone Who Burns The Flag And Then Wraps Themselves Up In The Constitution Over Someone Who Burns The Constitution And Then Wraps Themselves Up In The Flag.