On The Whole, I Prefer Not To

Some Days, I'd Feel Better With Punxsutawney Phil In The Oval Office - At Least He Doesn't Lie About The Weather.

Having Breast Cancer Is Massive Amounts Of No Fun. First They Mutilate You; Then They Poison You; Then They Burn You. I Have Been On Blind Dates Better Than That.

One Thing That Corporations Do Not Do Is Give Out Money Out Of The Goodness Of Their Hearts.

It's Hard To Argue Against Cynics - They Always Sound Smarter Than Optimists Because They Have So Much Evidence On Their Side.

Calling George Bush Shallow Is Like Calling A Dwarf Short.