As Soon As I Get Through With

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.