As Long As I Don't Commit Any

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

I've Worked Ever Since I Was A Kid With A Two-bit Kit Of Magic Tricks Trying To Improve My Skills At Entertaining Whatever Public I Had - And To Make Myself Ready, Whenever The Breaks Came, To Entertain A Wider And More Demanding Public.

When A Comic Becomes Enamored With His Own Views And Foists Them Off On The Public In A Polemic Way, He Loses Not Only His Sense Of Humor But His Value As A Humorist.

I Never Analyze It. Analyzing It Would Just Be A Waste Of Time. I Just Go Out And Do It.

When Turkeys Mate They Think Of Swans.