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The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

I Have An Ego Like Anybody Else, But I Don't Need To Be Stoked By Going Before The Public All The Time.

Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her Hair.

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To Want To Audition For Me. If I Ask A Guy What Time It Is, He'll Sing It To Me.