People Will Pay More To Be Entertained

The Price Of Christmas Toys Is Outrageous - A Hundred Dollars, Two Hundred Dollars For Video Games For The Youngsters. I Remember A Christmas Years Ago When My Son Was A Kid. I Bought Him A Tank. It Was About A Hundred Dollars, A Lot Of Money In Those Days. It Was The Kind Of Tank You Could Actually Get Inside And Ride In. He Played In The Box It Came In. It Taught Me A Very Valuable Lesson. Next Year He Got A Box. And I Got A Hundred Dollars' Worth Of Scotch.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

I Have No Use For Eight Houses, 88 Cars And 500 Suits. I Can't Eat But One Steak At A Time. I Don't Want But One Woman. It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth.

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.

Never Continue In A Job You Don't Enjoy. If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace. And If You Have That, Along With Physical Health, You Will Have Had More Success Than You Could Possibly Have Imagined.