As An Actor, You're Always Reading Scripts

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

It Is A Great Rush To Come Up With A Joke That Gets A Good Response From The Audience. It's Gold!

I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To Me.

Every Homeless Puppy And Kitten Was Born To Parents Who Weren't Spayed Or Neutered. I'm Proud To Support Peta's Work To Prevent Animal Homelessness.

They Say That Moving Is One Of The Most Stressful Things In Life. Death In The Family Is The Second Most Stressful, And Moving Your Dead Spouse Is The Third.