As An Actor, You're Always Reading Scripts

I'm On A Strict Running Program. I Started Yesterday. I've Only Missed One Day So Far.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

A Novel Is Too Much Of A Commitment. I Tend To Peruse Twitter - I Check To See If I Had Any Mentions And Read The Latest Messages.