I Really Like To Read When I'm

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

As An Actor, You're Always Reading Scripts Looking For Something Good.

I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.