I Play A Lot Of Sports. I'm

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

I Think Little Nicky Was A Divergence From The Films Adam Sandler Was Used To Doing, And He Was Taking A Risk. I Admire Him For Doing That.

Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down - That And Neutering.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.