As A Standup, I Try To Change

What Do You Mean, You "don't Believe In Homosexuality?" It's Not Like The Easter Bunny, Your Belief Isn't Necessary.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

It's Really Not Enough To Just Have Black Women. A Really Good Idea Could Be To Comment On How They Are Treated By Society.

Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke!