Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do...

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

Do Your Part To Silence Gossip - Don't Repeat It.