Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do...

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

Sometimes Integrity Is A Punch In The Face.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!