Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?