Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

Every Journalist Has A Novel In Him, Which Is An Excellent Place For It.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.