Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

What We Are Headed For Is A Sort Of Social Structure In Which The Highbrows Are The Elite, The Middlebrows Are The Bourgeoisie And The Lowbrows Are Hoi Polloi.

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

A Lady Is Nothing Very Specific. One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Woman; Sometimes, One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Wife. Definitions Overlap But They Almost Never Coincide.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.