Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Clutter Is What Happens To Things When They Become Useless But Friendly.

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.