Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side