The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.