Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

You Know Your Gut Instincts Are Spot On About A Person When You Can Also Detect A Water Source In The Soil Beneath Them.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.

I Won't Take No For A Question.