Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

I'm Watching Some Television Tonight. I'm Watching The Discovery Channel. You Know, This Channel, You Never Ever Plan On Watching This. It Just Happens. You're Flickin' Around, All Of A Sudden - Boom - You're Watching A Mole For An Hour-and-a-half.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.