My Mom Said The Only Reason Men

I Have A Thing For Tools.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

I Love Doing Logos. I've Been A Graphic Artist All My Life.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

A Car Crossed Two Lanes Of Traffic, Flipped, And Landed On My Dad's Car. I Don't Blame Cars. My Dad Loved Cars. I Don't Have Many Memories Of My Dad. The Love Of Cars Is All I Have Of Him, Really.