I'm A Rap Comedian The Same Way

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.