I'm A Rap Comedian The Same Way

You're Not Famous Unless People's Mothers Know Who You Are. Everybody Else, You Think You're Famous, But You're Just Hot, And Heat Cools Off.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.