I'm A Rap Comedian The Same Way

America Is The Only Place Where People Go Hunting On A Full Stomach.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

I Used To Work At Mcdonald's Making Minimum Wage. You Know What That Means When Someone Pays You Minimum Wage? You Know What Your Boos Was Trying To Say? "hey If I Could Pay You Less, I Would, But It's Against The Law."

You Know The World Is Messed Up When The Tallest Man In The Nba Is Chinese, The Best Golfer Is Black, And The Best Rapper Is White.

You Cannot Win In A Fight Against Women, Cause Men Have A Need To Make Sense