Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

There Are Certain Things That Are Probably Too Mean. I Don't Particularly Like Fat Jokes. Those Kind Of Bother Me. But I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Is, If I Said I Would Never Laugh At This, You Could Probably Dig Around And Find A Situation Where I Did Laugh. I Try Not To Be A Hypocrite With That One. I Find When There's A Controversy About Someone Saying Something Offensive, I Usually Take The Angle Of, "well, I Don't Know If That Was Offensive; It Just Wasn't Funny." I Generally Don't Gasp, "oh My God!" I Think People Have Been Getting Raked Over The Coals Lately.

It's Cool To Go To A Place That Has Posters Up And It's One Night Only. It Feels More Special.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I Did End Up Doing Substitute Teaching, But There's Not A Lot Of Teaching Involved In That.

I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand. But Sometimes It Backfires