People In New York Love Having Roof

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

There Are Certain Things That Are Probably Too Mean. I Don't Particularly Like Fat Jokes. Those Kind Of Bother Me. But I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Is, If I Said I Would Never Laugh At This, You Could Probably Dig Around And Find A Situation Where I Did Laugh. I Try Not To Be A Hypocrite With That One. I Find When There's A Controversy About Someone Saying Something Offensive, I Usually Take The Angle Of, "well, I Don't Know If That Was Offensive; It Just Wasn't Funny." I Generally Don't Gasp, "oh My God!" I Think People Have Been Getting Raked Over The Coals Lately.

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

I Guess There Seems To Be Clubs Opening Up Again, Which Is Strange.