I Will Not Be Misquoted!

I Once Sat Next To Jim From Wild Kingdom On A Flight From Atlanta. I Find Mentioning That Opens A Lot Of Doors.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

It's Cool To Go To A Place That Has Posters Up And It's One Night Only. It Feels More Special.

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.