Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.