Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Without Love It Is Like Having A Good Song Without An Audience.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.