I'm Not Paid To Be A Role

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

You Got To Believe In Yourself. Hell, I Believe I'm The Best-looking Guy In The World And I Might Be Right.

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.