Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.