Even When I Go To A Salad

I Have Never Even Had A Sip Of Alcohol, Never Have Done Drugs. The Hardest Thing I Have Ever Done Would Be Pepsi.

Ex-girlfriends Will Find Themselves In My New Routine. Sometimes They Like That, And Sometimes They Definitely Do Not. But Comedians Should Come With A Giant Warning Or Disclaimer: If You Date Me, It Will Be In My Act.

It's Hard Dealing With Day To Day Disappointments And Feeling Like You Can't Find Success. Especially When Your Best Friend Is Pixar.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.