Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.