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Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.