Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Do A Little More Every Day Than You Are Expected To Do, And Soon You Will Be Expected To Do More.