Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams