Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.