And For You Kids Watching At Home,

I Don't Do One Show And Wish I Was Doing Something Else.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

The Less [government] The Better.

When I'm Working, I'm Going To Avoid All Media. No Newspapers, No Magazines, No Movies, No Radio, No Tv. I'm Just Going To Do Creative Work.

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.