And For You Kids Watching At Home,

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.