It Would Be A Colorless World If

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

Poetry Is What Milton Saw When He Went Blind.

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

Just As Soon As The Uplifters Get A Country Reformed It Slips Into A Nose Dive.