I Would Rather Start A Family Than

Just As Soon As The Uplifters Get A Country Reformed It Slips Into A Nose Dive.

If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'

There Is Bound To Be A Certain Amount Of Trouble Running Any Country. If You Are President, The Trouble Happens To You. But If You Are A Tyrant You Can Arrange Things So That Most Of The Trouble Happens To Other People.

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