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We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.