An Income Tax Form Is Like A

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.