An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.