An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman Were Invited To A Christmas Party. The Englishman Brought A Bag Of Tinsel, The Scotsman Brought A Bag Of Holly And They Asked The Irishman: "what Have You Brought?" He Said: "i Brought A Pair Of Knickers." They Asked: "what Has That Got To Do With Christmas?" He Said "they're Carol's."

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.