There Was A Man Sitting In The

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.

A Man Says To The Doctor: "what's The Good News?" "you've Got 24 Hours To Live." He Says: "what's The Bad News?" The Doctor Says: "we Should Have Told You Yesterday."

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

The Council In Blackpool Have Given The Homeless Bus Passes, But How Would They Know Where To Get Off?