An Aspersion Upon My Parts Of Speech!

Death's A Debt; His Mandamus Binds All Alike- No Bail, No Demurrer.

There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without A Little Ill-nature - The Malice Of A Good Thing Is The Barb That Makes It Stick.

Easy Writings Curse Is Hard Reading.

Had I A Heart For Falsehood Framed, I Ne'er Could Injure You.

I Would By No Means Wish A Daughter Of Mine To Be A Progeny Of Learning.