Had I A Heart For Falsehood Framed,

Humanity Is Composed But Of Two Categories, The Invalids And The Nurses

A Fluent Tongue Is The Only Thing A Mother Don't Like Her Daughter To Resemble Her In.

Do Thou Snatch Treasures From My Lips, And I'll Take Kingdoms Back From Thine.

It Is Not My Interest To Pay The Principal, Nor My Principle To Pay The Interest.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.